• Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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poprocksforbreakfast:

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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that gif is perfectly looped wtf

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chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

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ilikethebutterybiscuitbass:

He’s got an arm off!!

david-stridah:

Today, the 13th of April, is a young man’s birthday! Unfortunately he can not remember that due to being fuck-deep in shitty renditions of his best friend. 

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umbreonly:

Lego Movie ‘Behind the Bricks’ [x]

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doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

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People call me Darren. It is my name after all. Some people call me Dean. Someone calls me Dan. Take your pick, or come up with a new one. Aged 18 years in the state of Massachusetts. I am an avid gamer, a full-time student, and a fan of many things.

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