madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(via modernimpressions)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(via just-one-more-fandom-girl)

goldenyasmin:

yourinnerotis:

pacificcresttrail2013:

Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.

click on it

This is more beautiful than you realise.

goldenyasmin:

yourinnerotis:

pacificcresttrail2013:

Crater lake at sunset. I feel spoiled out here.

click on it

This is more beautiful than you realise.

(via modernimpressions)

askgeorgebush:

"Sir, can you please turn off your device while we are in flight?"

*sadly shakes etch-a-sketch and puts it away*

(via wholocked-in-221-b)

People call me Darren. It is my name after all. Some people call me Dean. Someone calls me Dan. Take your pick, or come up with a new one. Aged 18 years in the state of Massachusetts. I am an avid gamer, a full-time student, and a fan of many things.

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